Prepare for glory, 2015.

Close your eyes.
Make a wish.

Here are some (perverse, and in some cases: sadistic) things that I hope that no one will say this year. Or any other year. Ever again.

“We just want a few simple pages with a few links, there’s no need for things like testing.”

“We don’t want to get into a situation where we have to spend lots of time writing things down, because we haven’t got time.”

“This is going to be a quick and straightforward thing, there’s no┬áneed for documentation.”

“Can we just get something up and running quickly and then do all of this other stuff (read: testing) a bit later on?”

“Can we not just keep track of things via email?”

“Sorry but we can’t say ‘no’ to him/her.”

Posting now, but I’m sure I’ll think of more later on today …